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I’M HELLA GAY
Ruth blinked as the half angel appeared right at her feet, just as she was cursing her out. Her shock quickly turned into concern as she saw the red oozing from her friends face and the pained look upon it. Dropping to her knees and ignoring the dirt, soaked with something she’d rather not think about, Ruth tried to wipe away some of the blood from Vic’s face. “Oh my god, what happened?” she exclaimed, examining the wound on the side of her friend’s face.
Victoria hissed at Ruth’s touch, it was painful. “Teleport. large pole. hurt.” She answered Ruth’s question in broken up words. Now Victoria’s whole head just hurt, but there was something, a noise… what was that? Victoria stopped rolling side to side and dropped her hands, showing her face. She could hear the angel radio clearly. This was new.
Victoria had taken a candy bar from Ruth, it was a bad choice but how could she resist? She wanted to run, Victoria had been cooped up all day long in bobby’s house and wanted to do something fun so she did the only thing she knew best. Victoria had taken it as soon as Ruth was about to take a…
Ruth howled in rage and despair and followed Vic out of the house, crashing through the woods after Vic, intent on the purpose of retrieving her candy bar and either a) pounding Vic into the dust right where they stood or b) haunting her for the rest of her lifetime. As far as she was concerned, Vic deserved both. She skidded to a stop however, as Vic vanished before her very eyes in a flash. For a few minutes she was puzzle, before a sudden realization dawned before her. A dismayed wail rang through the woods.
Victoria groaned and rolled side to side. The whole right side of her face hurt. She felt for Ruth’s spiritual presents and then teleported herself and the candy bar to Ruth. Something warm was oozing down the right side of her face and past her ear. Victoria figured it was blood and that the pole was probably bent severely.
Victoria had taken a candy bar from Ruth, it was a bad choice but how could she resist? She wanted to run, Victoria had been cooped up all day long in bobby’s house and wanted to do something fun so she did the only thing she knew best. Victoria had taken it as soon as Ruth was about to take a bite out of it and ran for the front door. She threw open the door and sprinted off with Ruth on her heals. Victoria was laughing hysterically and breathing hard. She loved it! Adrenaline coursed through her veins and the air stung her throat as she breathed. Victoria suddenly teleported, she only realized this when it was to late. Victoria ran into the pole of the sign that was at the entrance of Singer Salvage. There was a loud thunk and a cracking sound. Victoria was on the gravel and cursing with her hands on her face.