Posted 5 hours ago

Reblog if your a virgin

(Source: askcassiaslasher)

Posted 5 hours ago

baby-in-a-tardis:

marciellesmusings:

blueeyedangel-greeneyedhunter:

Dear Metatron,

I hope you step on a lego.

Regards, the Supernatural Fandom

I love how - I hope you step on a lego - is the absolute worst thing we can think of

You’ve obviously never stepped on a lego.

Posted 6 hours ago

queenoffreakingeverything:

aah-rooo:

mikkkelsen:

THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERENET AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED

I’M HELLA GAY

(Source: themongooseunderyourhouse)

Posted 7 hours ago

red-hot-ruth:

Ruth blinked as the half angel appeared right at her feet, just as she was cursing her out. Her shock quickly turned into concern as she saw the red oozing from her friends face and the pained look upon it. Dropping to her knees and ignoring the dirt, soaked with something she’d rather not think about, Ruth tried to wipe away some of the blood from Vic’s face. “Oh my god, what happened?” she exclaimed, examining the wound on the side of her friend’s face. 

Victoria hissed at Ruth’s touch, it was painful. “Teleport. large pole. hurt.” She answered Ruth’s question in broken up words. Now Victoria’s whole head just hurt, but there was something, a noise… what was that? Victoria stopped rolling side to side and dropped her hands, showing her face. She could hear the angel radio clearly. This was new.

(Source: the-half-angel)

Posted 7 hours ago

licensetocannibalize:

knowing that i help the hannibal fandom spread through tumblr like the black plague by being sickeningly polite is all the reward i need.

Posted 7 hours ago

pasta-tardis-jam-superheros:

cpaek:

I changed my facebook timeline cover to the avengers picture.. and I realized that my face was blocking Hawkeye’s body.  So I quickly took another photo to make Hawkeye look more fabulous.

I believe I am actually crying

(Source: cpaek)

Posted 7 hours ago

licensetocannibalize:

albiion:

guess which fandom this song is dedicated to

fannibal national anthem gift accepted

Posted 7 hours ago

red-hot-ruth:

Engelskrieger: closed

the-half-angel:

Victoria had taken a candy bar from Ruth, it was a bad choice but how could she resist? She wanted to run, Victoria had been cooped up all day long in bobby’s house and wanted to do something fun so she did the only thing she knew best. Victoria had taken it as soon as Ruth was about to take a…

Ruth howled in rage and despair and followed Vic out of the house, crashing through the woods after Vic, intent on the purpose of retrieving her candy bar and either a) pounding Vic into the dust right where they stood or b) haunting her for the rest of her lifetime. As far as she was concerned, Vic deserved both. She skidded to a stop however, as Vic vanished before her very eyes in a flash. For a few minutes she was puzzle, before a sudden realization dawned before her. A dismayed wail rang through the woods. 

“My candybar!” 

Victoria groaned and rolled side to side. The whole right side of her face hurt. She felt for Ruth’s spiritual presents and then teleported herself and the candy bar to Ruth. Something warm was oozing down the right side of her face and past her ear. Victoria figured it was blood and that the pole was probably bent severely.

Posted 8 hours ago

Simple M!As

  1. Blind: Muse is unable to see for __
  2. Mute: Muse is unable to speak for __
  3. Deaf: Muse is unable to hear for __
  4. Paralysis: Muse is unable to move __ (anon specifies what) for __
  5. Mind: Muse cannot remember anything or anyone for __
  6. Mutation: Muse has an extra __ (anon specifies what) for 3 days.
  7. Genderbent: Muse is the opposite gender for __
  8. Petite: Muse is about the size of a pen cap for __
  9. Tall: Muse is __ (anon specifies how tall) for __
  10. Split: Muse has split into two people, one evil and one nice, lasts a day.
  11. Roleswap: Muse has the body of the mun for __
  12. Flip Flop: Two muses switch bodies, lasts for a day.
  13. Together: Muse is stuck in __'s body with them for __
  14. Speak: Muses voice changes to __ (anon specifies what) for a day.
  15. Bald: Muse has no hair for a day.
  16. Hair: Muse has hair (on their head) that is as long as themselves for __
  17. Agrees: Muse has to say yes to everything for a day.
  18. Disagrees: Muse has to say no to everything for a day.
  19. Cloak: Muse becomes invisible, but can still be heard and felt, etc. for __
  20. Ghost: Muse becomes a ghost that can possess other's bodies for __
  21. Animal: Muse becomes a __ (anon specifies what animal) for __
  22. Angel: Muse becomes an angel (duh) for __
  23. Demon: Muse becomes a demon (once again duh) for __
  24. Possessed: Muse is possessed by a demon, making them do strange and unusual things for __
  25. Fashion: Muse becomes obsessed and snobby about fashion and tries to change other's appearance if they don't like it for __
Posted 8 hours ago

closed

Victoria had taken a candy bar from Ruth, it was a bad choice but how could she resist? She wanted to run, Victoria had been cooped up all day long in bobby’s house and wanted to do something fun so she did the only thing she knew best. Victoria had taken it as soon as Ruth was about to take a bite out of it and ran for the front door. She threw open the door and sprinted off with Ruth on her heals. Victoria was laughing hysterically and breathing hard. She loved it! Adrenaline coursed through her veins and the air stung her throat as she breathed. Victoria suddenly teleported, she only realized this when it was to late. Victoria ran into the pole of the sign that was at the entrance of Singer Salvage. There was a loud thunk and a cracking sound. Victoria was on the gravel and cursing with her hands on her face.